#21

BONGOS:

Sexy Sexy Sex Gold

Led to a river and drowned
this was the ancient technique
which now is being undermined by the hose faucet and drain hole
the creation of water as an unnatural product brought to your homes
and inserted with such ease into your piping.
It's practically forced on ya!
And I am aware this newage alchemy may not surprise you
because it came slowly, but we're now faced with something wholly different
the components of course are basically the same I'll give you that!
Though it has been transformed into a commodity of the schottenfreud persuasion
striped bare of its organic mantle and handcuffed to the long limb of industry
these are the things that others must first desire.
Oh! there will be no lack in conviction or expense spared once it is bottled
and we will see it on the shelf realizing we had been unsatisfied since the beginning!
While the great King Midas rifles through our very own belongings
we will shout out in complete joy and utter disbelief
"See! This is the gold we found!"

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