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BONGOS:


The Hawthorne Effect

Workers were divided into test and control groups so the memory is panicked and closure-free. A thong for christmas, day planner, an abdominal crunching ball. A slurred romp through the kitchen, groping after the fringe. we know they was watching but still stomp freely. We, the burrito concoctee. The intent was to find the level of illumination that made the work of female coil winders, relay assemblers and small parts inspectors more efficient. We knew they was watchin' so we hovered too. We didn't say we wanted to mean, or that we wanted new means, we just meant the regret has its clatter and bonk.

To the mall, check the mail, check them all. It was during the first phase of study that we discovered our Dura Mater: that most cadence was hitched to the wind. more precisely, a balloon in the wind. Lighting for the test group was increased from 24 to 46 to 70 foot-candles because it is 1924 and there are no dimmers for dim ideas. In that town, stimulus lobbed from a cloaca landed in our mouths so we gathered to talk about it: work about it.


BRASS: